Samsung unveils phone at grenade convention

By Argus Hamilton - Humor columnist

BEVERLY HILLS—God bless America, and how’s everybody? Florida police found a hundred dead pythons on the floor of a woman’s mansion in exclusive Jupiter Thursday. Also a guy in Houston shot himself thinking he was taking a selfie. Someday Donald Trump may leave us for a younger, prettier country, but he’ll never find one with
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